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David James Keaton

David James Keaton

David James Keaton's fiction has appeared in Beat To A Pulp, Needle, Pulp Modern, Burnt Bridge, and Thuglit, among others. Recently, he won a Best Short Story on the Web Spinetingler Award for a roulette scam in Crime Factory #8, and his coach-killing contribution to Plots With Guns #10 was named a Notable Story of 2010 by storySouth's Million Writer's Award. He's the editor of Flywheel Magazine, and he asks ridiculously suspicious questions when employers require urine samples.

Monday, 11 June 2012 13:34

Double Piss Test

Maybe we should call the radio station and request a song.

Why don’t you request a story instead?

Okay, here’s one. I’m out of jail three days and my girl starts telling me about how some asshole she works with proposed to her. This is her version. She says, "We went on this hike, which was his idea. We were actually lost for awhile, sweating and coughing when he finally got down on his knee to ask"...