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Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:45

Don't Smash (Rush Hour in Jamaica)

If anyone ever asks you to go on a cruise, just do it. Don’t sit and think about it; just do it. Because the booze flows freely and the food is great. Because people on those boats will do nearly anything you want. Because what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise. Because foreign lands are endlessly more remarkable than ours. Even one day spent on a beach resort in Mexico is worth the price of the entire cruise. But this isn’t about Mexico, this is about a day spent dodging sports cars and hiding from evil clouds in Jamaica.